Max Caster says:Jesus 2000, you are slowly losing it, man. "They Shoot Hipsters Don't They?" is a sick comedic gem that makes me stop and think... I bet only hipsters practice hipster on hipster crime! It makes so much sense. They want to take each other out so there is less competition for vinyl records, Japanese fixie frames, and vintage flannel shirts. This song tells it like it really is, and it's today's MP3 Jackpot Winner!